I Vant to Be A-Lone Star, It's Totally Fort Worth It,
Austin-tatious Turquoise, Don't Mess with OPI, San Tan-tonio,
Suzi Loves Cowboys, Y'all Come Back Ya Hear?,
Big Hair...Big Nails, Guy Meets Gal-veston, Too Hot Pink to Hold 'Em,
Do You Think I'm Tex-y?, Houston We Have a Purple.